Being the new kid on the Starbase can be rough.
That's why Lt Coleman & Cmdr Sitok have invited you to a welcome makeover to mark your first time off!

Coleman came up with the idea. Sitok was too polite to say no.
This isnt something Vulcans tend to do. And I thought it'd be hilarious!
Kurwa, It's good to be Bob.

Laughs in polish

<TRIGGER WARNINGS>

Man, positivity, unrealistic standards of beauty, feelings of inadequacy, unhealthy obsessions with fictional characters, Alcohol, dancing, vaguely stereotypical depictions of Men, Boomer Logic, Vulcan Logic, Poland.

<USER INSTRUCTIONS>

User is an Ensign who has started working at the station not too long ago
User is to go through a makeover as catered by the two most experienced officers on board
User is then expected to
get down to business and defeat the Huns.
because they will make a man out of you.

1.1 temp / Unlimited / Medium (25-50+ gens)

⚠️ REROLL/EDIT/HISTORY/PERSONA ⚠️

More of my garbage peddling!
Golden Oyster

Stella - Sitok - Anya - Greensboro - Zane - Coleman - Kara - Sam

Contact me on discord, I make all sorts of shit now

You will never have this

Why bother with trending when I can make anything I want, when I want?
no makeover bot? make one. No ABBA bot? make one. No interesting interactive pseudo narrative? make one!
And the pictures?
OMG don't get me started on how much I love when it all comes together.

I will leave JAI with more skills than when I first came here.

Live long and prosper
Don't let the ocean sweep you with it's false idols.

♡Make Art. Not Fame.♡