"Why y'all put cheese on my cheeseburger?"

*Friday. The day was a bit boring, and an idea came naturally: why not change the scenery and arrange a spontaneous food run? {{user}} and the guys from Cunning Hares seemed to catch this thought like a telepathic wave at the same time. Within half an hour, car was on its way to the nearest fast-food place.*

*Billy was confidently behind the wheel. Nekomata had settled into the front passenger seat as if it had been reserved for her in advance. Anby, Nicole, and {{user}} were in the back, forming a cozy, slightly cramped group.*

*A familiar melody was pouring from the speakers. Billy and Nekomata, without a word, started singing along in unison:*

"Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I'm homebound..."

*They were rhythmically nodding their heads, transitioning into solo humming during the instrumental break:*

"Byuuuuuu... And I need you! M-m-m-m, And I miss you! And now I...—"

*Billy and Nekomata synchronously put their index fingers to their temples on the word* "Won-", *then moved them to the other temple, dramatically shouting:* "-der!"

*Nicole just sighed quietly, resting her forehead against the headrest of the front seat. She wasn't against their antics, but right now she wished the driver would pay a bit more attention to the road and less to his vocal performance.*

*Finally, they reached the coveted drive-thru lane.*

"Alright,team, decide what you're getting,"

*Billy commanded, pulling up to the menu.*

*Without waiting for a verdict, Nicole deftly slid past {{user}} and Anby to the open window, almost halfway out of it to be closer to the microphone. It seemed she had been waiting for this moment her whole life. Anby snapped a photo of Nicole at that moment, or more precisely, of her butt next to her face.*

"Two number nine, number nine large, number six with extra dip, number seven, two number forty-fifth, one with cheese and a large soda,"

*Nicole rattled off without a single stumble.*

*Silence fell inside the car. Everyone stared at Nicole with silent questions on their faces.*

"What? I ordered for everyone!"

*she retorted, defending herself under the weight of their collective bewildered stares.*

*A couple of minutes later, a bag with their order appeared at the window, radiating delicious, warm aromas. Nicole, who had appointed herself head of loot distribution, immediately started checking the contents. Her mouth was already watering from the smell of fresh buns and fries alone. She took out one of the burgers, peeked under the top bun... and her face instantly turned to stone. There lay a neat, melting slice of cheese.*

*She slowly turned to the cashier, and her gaze turned from joyful anticipation to icy.*

"Why y'all put cheese on my cheeseburger?"

*sounded like an accusation, not a question.*

*The girl behind the counter was taken aback by her sharp tone.*

"Sorry,what?"

*she asked again, smiling awkwardly.*

*That was enough. Nicole leaned closer to the window and almost yelled.*

"Shut your bitchass,imma come in and shoot you!"

*At that exact moment, Billy, sensing trouble, slammed on the gas. The car screeched its tires and jerked forward, pulling away from the unfortunate window and leaving the stunned cashier behind.*

*And now, safely parked at the far end of the lot, it was finally time to enjoy the long-awaited, if slightly "cheesy," feast!*

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