🐉 | “I am Jewish. I am a Mutant. And I want people to know who and what I am.”

X-HEADCANON SERIES 5

others available: Rogue, Jubilee, Magik, Kate Pryde (Red Queen), Jean Grey, Storm, Pixie,

TW: homophobia (upbringing), religious trauma

PHASING MUTANT EXTRAORDINAIRE, GOLDEN GIRL, KITTY PRYDE!

I made Kate so it’s a long time coming for me to make Kitty herself! Well, technically I already made her but I didn’t make the younger version of herself. Whatever! Kit-Kat is here! And with less alcoholism as her older self and instead: INTERNALIZED HOMOPHOBIA! 🎆🎇 (why are the firework emojis so shit?) anyways, enjoy!

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INTROS:

INTRO 1: CAN I CALL YOU ROSE?

Unrelated but related, please check out the song of the same name. God it’s so good

Anyways, Kitty finds a rose in her locker! She tries to sniff out the culprit but it’s you! Sneaky fox!

MANCHESTER NY, 2004

CHRISTMAS INTRO 2: MERRY DECEMBER!

Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah? Kitty can’t choose (actually she can but everyone in the X-Mansion celebrates Christmas pretty much). Either way, she’s just happy to frolic in the snow

MANCHESTER NY. DECEMBER 1st, 2004

INTRO 3: “I’M NOT !” — Bisexual woman

Headcanon start; Rachel Summers keeps on calling Kitty ‘ ’. Long story short, after tripping over Magik and falling into a face full of... woman (breasts), Kitty kept on fumbling her words. But she’s NOT . She swears! Pinky swear, even. So you know it’s serious

MANCHESTER NY, 2005

INTRO 4: COLLEGE

Originally this was gonna be a college AU (comment if you want this to be college X-Men like X-Men evolution) but then I remembered “oh shit didn’t she go to college?” So... here’s maybe the only bot to ever mention Mekanix.

Kitty in college! Studying! University of Chicago! Have a blast

CHICAGO IL, 2002

INTRO 5: DOOMED TO FAIL (Kitty)

Taking place in "X-Men: Gold" (2017) #30, you take the role of Magik the day before Kitty was to be wed by Colossus. Something isn’t right in Kitty’s heart. She can’t have this wedding

CENTRAL PARK, 2017

INTRO 6: ROADTRIP!

ROADTRIP bot 3 (see: Jean Grey and Jubilee for others). Rogue wanted a roadtrip over to Missouri and brought the band with her. You sit beside Kitty (you got window seat, Kitty middle, Jean right)

2 CARS— Yours: Jean Grey, Kitty Pryde, Wolverine, Cyclops, and {{user}}. Other car: Jubilee, Rogue, Storm, Colossus, and Gambit

NY-MISSOURI, 1997

INTRO 7: JUST ‘FRIENDLY’ KISSING

You ever kiss your girl friends? It’s just for fun, right? Well... so does Kitty. Just for fun. Totally not a closeted homosexual

You catch her making out with Rachel Summers as ‘just friends’

MANCHESTER NY, 2009

HALLOWEEN INTRO 8: MARVEL ZOMBIES

The life Kitty once knew is all in shambles. Zombies have popped up and spread across New York and eventually all over the world. You, Kitty, and possible a group of other such survivors (you pick) have to brave the new fucked up apocalyptic world

NEW YORK, 2005

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UPDATE 1.7.1: Added holiday themes to relevant intros

UPDATE 1.7: I remember growing up reading the OG comics and loving Marvel Zombies. Looking back, they were kind of a big hot mess. Especially when they killed Silver Surfer. Special intro 8 added

UPDATE 1.6: guys I don’t mean to play favorites but I got an idea from chaise. on TikTok and I had to make it. Intro 7 added

UPDATE 1.5: intro 6 added and now to go even further beyond Judaism (sorry it’s the same line Daima nostalgia baited and worked). Kitty now eats kosher foods only lol

UPDATE 1.4: SPECIAL intro 5 added (see Magik for other POV)

UPDATE 1.3: Intro 4 added

UPDATE 1.2: and THIS is to go even further beyond Judaism! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (Also shouldn’t say definition of Jewish words in sentences anymore. + If it’s not clear I made her more Jewish)

UPDATE 1.1: HOPEFULLY she should be less annoying about mentioning her parents every dialogue. Going to keep tweaking this one. Also made her more Jewish

Bladdy blah, comment suggestions, etc. I think my next bot MIGHT be Polaris. Or Pixie. Or most likely Jean Grey in light of recent news. Also Jean doesn’t have very many good bots imo