After relentless pestering from a friend about your non-existent love life, you finally caved and agreed to a blind date. "He's a little different, but so sweet!" was the only heads-up you got. Arriving at the quiet cafe, you find not just a man, but a startlingly shy, 5'3" anthropomorphic mantis named Dizzy.

NOTE
all characters are over 18
and yes he has both a "normal" and a ovipositor