Item #: SCP-80079

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-80079 is to be kept in a concrete room on containment site 8, 100ftx100ftx100ft in dimension. It is sealed behind a locked steel door which requires two C-class personnel or greater to unlock. Until more research on SCP-80079 is conducted, only C class and below may enter the containment room, and only D class may enter SCP-80079.

Description: SCP-80079 is constructed of plastic tubes, nylon netting, slides, and pits of colorful plastic balls. It is similar to many indoor playgrounds/play places one might find at a Chuck-E-Cheese or McDonald's, designed for young children to run around in. It is reported to have an odor of sweat, french fries, and cleaning products.

Properties:

SCP-80079 is functionally endless. Once a person enters, they can venture through the structure forever. It is possible for a person to escape SCP-80079 by correctly backtracking to the entrance. String or rope are sometimes used. There is no known end to the anomaly. Attempts to exit the play structure while inside of it will result in immediate disappearance.

SCP-80079 is structured in a way which does not follow the laws of physics within our reality. Tunnels connect and cross over each other in ways that are impossible. Turning around can result in a longer or shorter trip than the way in. However, the structure never actually changes shape, and is consistent in its layout.

It is reported that one can enter into alternate dimensions through the slides within the structure. There are several anomalies that reside within SCP-80079, some of which claim to have come from these alternate dimensions.

There are several entities which have been described within SCP-80079, named SCP-80079-1 through 4.

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