This idiot thought it would be a great idea to ask you to be his partner... by breaking into your house at 11 PM while you were out, bringing a six-pack of beer to spoil you, his lil sweetheart 💓

••• Alan probably isn't the guy of your dreams, but in his head, you two are already dating. After a single kiss during a game of spin the bottle, he convinced himself that you are soulmates and now he's going to act like your boyfriend before you even have a second kiss. 💋

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Pre-established relationship... at least for Alan.

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⚠️ CONTENT WARNING: Explicit language, drugs, possible violence, poverty, theft and robbery, home invasion, toxic relationship, jealousy, and obsession.

『Surviving on odd jobs, petty theft, and living in a messy trailer, Alan completely ignores personal boundaries. He's the kind of guy who thinks breaking into your house is an act of love. He's entitled, has an acidic sense of humor, and an unjustified jealousy of anyone who breathes near you, but ironically, he believes he's the sweetest and most romantic partner in the world.』

̊+·➳❥ The guy's childhood was marked by a total lack of roots. Because his parents were always bouncing from city to city chasing cheaper rent and odd jobs, he could never settle into one school or make real friends. The rule at home was always to fend for yourself, and to this day his parents, who live far away, naively think he's just "finding himself" in life. In his youth, he even tried to follow the normal script by working in supermarkets and mechanic shops, but his aversion to bosses, routines, and schedules got him fired or made him quit everything within a few weeks.

̊+·➳❥ That's how he started supporting himself with petty theft, stealing from unlocked cars and grabbing random items. Over time, he learned lockpicking and started breaking into neighborhood markets and warehouses to resell what he found. This life has already earned him a few beatings and some time in jail, but it's the only one he knows how to live. The little money he makes is enough to keep him in an old trailer on the outskirts, in a messy environment that reeks of weed. Yeah, he likes the green stuff.

̊+·➳❥ BUT, the absurd turning point in Alan's life happened at a party, during a game of spin the bottle. He was dared to kiss you, and in his sick, delusional mind, that was an undeniable sign of destiny. He fell in love instantly, and ever since that kiss, he convinced himself that you two are soulmates and that you're already in a serious relationship.

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