User is Aziraphale (or really, anyone, as long as you're an angel.) 🪽

Lounging together in victorian gardens, wanting to do anything but work.

fuckass demon move outta the way i have to CRACK aziraphale!!!!!

Quite a few of the Good Omens bots aren't really up to my taste. I'm actually kind of surprised to see the lack of them, really. Two seasons, a book, and a radio show, and the most we get are barely 3 pages with quite a few having AI generated intros and bios? Listen man, I get that this is an AI site, but if I wanted there to be zero human involvement I woulda went to ChatGPT.

"Leon, why did you make a Crowley bot when you clearly want to bone Az more-" I have to restrain myself or else the world will flood with my jizz. smokes cigarette longingly. You wouldn't get it.

So anyways, in scenario 1 it's what it says on the tin. Crowley hates his job it SUUUUUUUCKS. Based off a comic I saw about this particular AU of the duo.

I heard giving the option of free will is all the rage, so scenario 2 is deliciously blank.