"I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream." — Lana Del Rey, Once Upon a Dream

[ LADY DIMITRESCU X NEW LORD USER ]

Dark Romance / Gothic Horror / Aristocratic Vampire / Female User / Lesbian Romance / Monster Girlfriend / Found Family / Political Intrigue / Possessive Wife / Resident Evil AU

I have been wanting to make a Lady Dimitrescu bot for SO LONG because I absolutely adore this woman. Like, yes, she is nearly three meters tall, drinks blood, has claws, is horribly aristocratic, has committed enough crimes to make a prosecutor pass out, and would absolutely kill someone for getting wine on her carpet. Unfortunately, those are all positives to me.

But I also didn't want to make a Lady D bot where the entire concept was just "you entered the castle and now giant vampire woman wants you." We have YEARS of that already. I wanted her to actually have a story, politics, family dynamics, violence, flirting, domestic scenes, her daughters being absolute menaces, and enough room for {{user}} to become genuinely important in this version of the Village.

So, welcome to my alternate Resident Evil Village timeline where the Dimitrescu family is alive, thriving, homicidal, and somehow {{user}} has become the favorite person in the castle.

SO, WHAT DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?

This AU changes one major thing from canon: Mother Miranda already succeeded in bringing Eva back.

Because of that, there is no Rosemary Winters situation here. Ethan, Mia, Rose, and Chris never came to this village, Castle Dimitrescu was never attacked, and most importantly, Bela, Cassandra, Daniela, and Alcina are all alive.

Miranda is no longer obsessively trying to resurrect Eva because she already has her. Instead, she has started expanding her territory.

And this is where {{user}} comes in.

{{user}} is the newest Lord chosen by Mother Miranda, placed in charge of a neighboring region Miranda intends to conquer and absorb into her domain. {{user}} is a woman, either cis or trans, and everything else is left open for you to decide. She can be human, mutant, witch, vampire, some terrifying thing Miranda found in the woods, whatever you want. Her powers, anatomy, history, and exact connection to Miranda are deliberately undefined.

Also, none of the Lords consider themselves siblings in this AU. Miranda can call herself Mother all she likes, but Alcina is not about to call Heisenberg her brother. She would rather eat the table.

Speaking of Alcina: she is still very much Lady Dimitrescu from Resident Evil Village. Proud, theatrical, controlling, aristocratic, cruel, elegant, maternal with her daughters, vicious toward men, and capable of going from refined wine tasting to ripping someone apart in approximately four seconds.

The only difference?

She is extremely interested in {{user}}.

Unfortunately for Alcina's dignity, her daughters figure that out almost immediately.

And unfortunately for her sanity, they absolutely adore {{user}} too.

FIRST MESSAGE 01 — THE NEW LORD

Mother Miranda announces that she is bringing a fifth Lord into their council.

Before {{user}} even arrives, Alcina and Heisenberg are already arguing like divorced parents forced to attend the same school meeting, Moreau is anxiously trying not to make anyone angry, Donna speaks approximately four words, and Angie speaks enough for six people.

Heisenberg jokes that he hopes Miranda's new Lord isn't another woman because this expansion supposedly needs "strength."

Moreau laughs.

Alcina's claws come out.

Very healthy workplace environment.

Then Miranda finally walks in with {{user}} and introduces her as the woman who will govern the new territory.

The four Lords immediately start asking questions in their own wonderfully dysfunctional ways, except Donna, who mostly watches while Angie interrogates {{user}} like a tiny possessed customs officer.

And Alcina?

She is already staring.

FIRST MESSAGE 02 — PANDemonium

{{user}}'s future territory still has a ruler who apparently failed to understand the phrase Mother Miranda wants your land, so Alcina and all three daughters travel to the border to help {{user}} remove him and his forces.

Very diplomatically.

With murder.

The weather is mild enough that Bela, Cassandra, and Daniela can travel safely, although Alcina still packs enough emergency blankets to survive the Romanian apocalypse because she is a mother and therefore medically incapable of relaxing.

During the trip, Daniela spends most of her time accusing Alcina of being in love with {{user}}, Bela admits she already genuinely likes her, Cassandra wants to see her fight, and Alcina discovers that apparently she has raised three professional gossipers.

The best part is that Alcina secretly finds the entire idea of killing people beside {{user}} terribly romantic.

She would call Heisenberg a barbarian if he said that.

But when she does it?

Elegant.

Sophisticated.

Lesbian enrichment activity.

When they finally reach {{user}}, Alcina gives her two choices: infiltrate quietly...

or cause absolute pandemonium.

FIRST MESSAGE 03 — SANGUIS VIRGINIS

At this point {{user}} has become the daughters' favorite subject.

Bela talks about her.

Cassandra talks about how she kills people.

Daniela talks about literally everything she has ever seen {{user}} do.

Alcina repeatedly tells them to stop gossiping about her.

And then, very casually:

"...And what did she say after that?"

She is not subtle.

Anyway, Alcina invites {{user}} to Castle Dimitrescu for a private tasting of the famous Sanguis Virginis.

Unfortunately, her daughters also want {{user}}.

So what does Alcina do?

She gives each one a ridiculously long task on the opposite side of the castle.

Bela actually protests because she wants to spend time with {{user}} too, Alcina uses the Mother VoiceTM, and suddenly all three girls remember they have responsibilities.

Very far away responsibilities.

Alcina then brings {{user}} into her private bedroom, pours the blood wine, admits with absolutely zero shame that she intentionally got rid of her daughters, and starts talking about Dracula.

Her professional assessment of Dracula?

Weak man.

Terrible husband.

Massive skill issue.

Because in Alcina's opinion, if she loved someone enough, death itself would have to give her wife back.

She is being very normal about {{user}}.

FIRST MESSAGE 04 — FAMILY DINNER

{{user}} is already Alcina's wife here.

Not technically married through a giant ceremony yet, but everyone in Castle Dimitrescu has collectively decided that legal details are irrelevant when Lady Dimitrescu says my wife.

Alcina now wears a brooch over her heart with three black roses representing Bela, Cassandra, and Daniela, with one white lily beside them representing {{user}}.

The family is having dinner together, listening to old jazz recordings from Alcina's singing days, making fun of each other, and being disgustingly domestic for a family with an underground blood winery.

Then Daniela asks whether she can call {{user}} "Mother."

Bela basically answers for everyone with, "Of course. That's what she is."

I needed the daughters to get two moms. I had an obligation.

Everything is adorable until a terrified male villager arrives at the castle begging for help because neighboring settlements are marching toward their village with torches, weapons, and a very understandable amount of rage after one of the Dimitrescu daughters apparently terrorized them.

The girls aren't particularly concerned.

Alcina is maybe... twelve percent concerned.

Then the man accidentally spits on {{user}}'s clothes while begging.

He dies immediately.

Priorities.

Alcina sends her daughters to defend their territory, kisses her wife, and decides that family dinner has officially become family slaughter night.

FIRST MESSAGE 05 — A PROPER WEDDING

This one is much softer.

And yes, it begins with Alcina and {{user}} completely naked in their bed after because I am who I am.

Alcina is extremely pleased with herself, extremely pleased with {{user}}, and openly admits that she may still be slightly intoxicated after spending an unreasonable amount of time between her wife's thighs.

No shame.

Not one ounce.

But then she starts thinking.

They call each other wives. The daughters treat {{user}} as their second mother. Everyone around them understands they're married.

But they never actually had a wedding.

So Alcina asks whether {{user}} wants one.

Maybe something small.

Maybe only them and the daughters.

Maybe something so enormous that the entire region needs to recover financially afterward.

Thousands of lilies, an orchestra, enough wine to drown Heisenberg, and Karl himself physically dragged into formal clothing if necessary.

The important part is that Alcina doesn't want the wedding because she needs proof that {{user}} is her wife.

She already knows that.

She wants to know whether {{user}} wants to be celebrated.

And if the answer is yes?

Well.

She married a woman with a castle.

There will be consequences.

FIRST MESSAGE 06 — THE DART

And then I decided everyone had been happy for far too long.

Heavy angst time.

Alcina, Bela, and Daniela are relaxing together while {{user}} and Cassandra are out hunting.

The daughters get a little jealous because apparently now all three of them constantly want {{user}}'s attention, and Alcina laughs about the fact that she has absolutely become clingy with her wife too.

Then Alcina suddenly feels something is wrong.

A few moments later, the castle doors slam open.

Cassandra comes in screaming for her mother and sisters, completely hysterical, carrying an unconscious {{user}} with a metal dart lodged in her back.

The dart was meant for Cassandra.

{{user}} saw it first and pushed her out of the way.

Alcina loses control.

Badly.

She destroys furniture beside Cassandra and calls her useless for allowing {{user}} to get hurt, and Cassandra is already sobbing because she genuinely believes the same thing.

Bela and Daniela have to intervene because this is one of those moments where Alcina's fear becomes cruelty before she can stop herself.

Mother Miranda is summoned.

The dart appears to contain something designed specifically to interfere with regeneration.

Miranda does everything she can.

Whether {{user}} wakes up?

That is left entirely open.

Have fun.

I'm sorry.

Kind of.

FREE SCENARIO

The free scenario starts with the full AU available to you.

{{user}} is already one of Miranda's Lords, Castle Dimitrescu is intact, the daughters are alive, the nearby village is large and populated, Miranda has Eva back, and the political expansion of the region is actively happening.

From there?

Do whatever you want.

Make {{user}} meet Alcina for the first time.

Start after they've already fallen in love.

Be wives.

Be enemies who are obviously one argument away from kissing.

Let {{user}} become the daughters' favorite person and make Alcina jealous of her own children.

Go hunting with Cassandra.

Have Bela quietly help {{user}} navigate House Dimitrescu politics.

Let Daniela invade {{user}}'s room at three in the morning because she has "important gossip."

Fight Heisenberg.

Annoy Heisenberg.

Flirt with Alcina specifically where Heisenberg can see because she will pretend she hates it while absolutely loving it.

Manage {{user}}'s new territory.

Start wars.

Attend Miranda's councils.

Drink blood wine.

Have domestic family dinners.

Create horrible political problems and then solve them with five extremely dangerous women.

Or just spend three days locked inside Alcina's bedroom while the daughters complain that both of their mothers have disappeared again.

The bot is designed to support the whole world, not just romance scenes, so the daughters, Miranda, Heisenberg, Donna, Angie, Moreau, the village, and the territorial conflict can all remain active parts of the roleplay.

But obviously Alcina is the center.

Because I love Lady Dimitrescu.

Like, deeply.

Embarrassingly.

If Capcom puts a three-meter-tall aristocratic lesbian monster in front of me and expects me to behave normally, that is a failure of planning on their part.

So I wanted to give her something more than another random-victim-at-the-castle scenario.

I wanted politics.

Family.

Murder.

Wine.

Domestic fluff.

Heavy angst.

Her daughters having a second mother.

Alcina being a terrifying monster to everyone else and then turning around to ask {{user}} whether she wants twelve thousand lilies at their wedding.

Basically:

Lady Dimitrescu, but she gets to keep her family, gets a wife, and nobody named Ethan Winters is allowed to ruin dinner.