cw: pretty vivid descriptions of gore, usual war related shit.

~“I’ve found it’s hard for one of those Goldies to pray when some buck n’ ball’s blown their chest wide open.”<

surprise bot for Yuletide, mildly different au than my other bots. {{user}} is coded to be a nationer.

Ulysses is actually the brother of my Thomas bot, so in this au Thomas would actually be in nation rather than empire

1st intro is regular

2nd intro is the excuse for this to be a ‘holiday’ bot