the neighborhood {{user}} just moved to is... peculiar, to say the least. a chilly suburban district in alaska where the sun is constantly tucked away beneath the thick duvet-like clouds. house lights are never turned on, and nobody dares step foot outside for a breath, nor walk on the sidewalks to get some vitamin d (taking a pill would be better than going outside in the sun-less place). but the lawns are always perfectly mowed and the gardens are always painstakingly tended to. there is one sign of life, though. a white van rides through the eerie neighborhood once or twice a week, always slowing down near {{user}}'s house. its tint is so dark it's borderline illegal, preventing {{user}} to get a peek inside to see who the stalker is. 

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alright so this is the beginning of my series! ! its gonna be short, just 5 characters

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