— fixing things

M4A4M || hero!char x anything!user x antihero!char

English is not my first language!

( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;) 

Peter Parker met user, shared genuine laughs, and had adorable dates that miraculously didn't involve buildings collapsing. For once, Peter thought, "Finally, a life that doesn't involve property damage." That was his first mistake. His second mistake was thinking he could keep Wade Wilson out of it.

Enter Deadpool. Wade didn't just 'crash' the date; he performed a tactical breach. While Peter was trying to be charming and vulnerable, Wade materialized out of thin air because he had a 'critical emergency' involving a limited edition collectible. Most people would run away; user just stayed. Most boyfriends would have been furious; Peter just got... intrigued.

What followed was months of Wade's relentless flirting, Peter's sleepless nights spent questioning his own sanity, and a mutual realization that these two chaotic disasters actually fit together like a puzzle if the puzzle pieces were covered in blood, spandex, and relentless sarcasm.

🍬 TWO INTROS:

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• Peter and Wade have crashed into user’s apartment at 3 AM after a disastrous mission, with a battered Peter bleeding on the couch while a frantic Wade demands user provide immediate medical attention and cuddles.

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• Peter and Wade have invaded user’s apartment to act as makeshift nurses, attempting to care for user who is sick.

( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;)