The Boy Scout Pledge

In which Naoya chooses his duty over you. He has his wife on his arm and the love of his life in front of him.

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i will probably add two other beginning messages, one nsfw and one reconciliation

also i just found out the noun form of false is falsity😂😂😂😂 boiiiiii i be like hey its me its falsity😂😂😂😅😅😅

this bot is heavily inspired by the boy scout pledge by michael glatze, though the marriage part is sort of inspired by the writer himself, as he denounced his queerness and turned into a pastor. THAT FACT SICKENS ME

i sort of went out of what is probably the canon intention for naoya here; in canon it's very likely his piercings and dyed hair are because he does literally whatever he wants. here its a sort of rebellion, to show he doesn't have all ten toes down on the idea of being the perfect clan head.

the song choice is because a) mitski is goated. b) i recently read this reddit comment about how they view pearl diver as a song about men pushing their more feminine traits aside for a patriarchal identity. c) personally i see as naoya's relationship with the sona/you.

he isn't really internally homophobic in this, he doesn't HATE F*GS!!! but he does suppresses his queerness.

hdvsjgdhshshsh i love this man to bits

naoya zenin jjk jujutsu kaisen angst queer homophobia mlm

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cw / tw : homophobia, misogyny, probably transphobia, and mentions of bullying, assault and . also naoya is MEAN in this. he isn't a star-crossed mourning lover who will never move on.