Uzi Doorman.
Everyone knows Uzi: an emo freak, the (uncool) rebel, and the resident genius (still not cool) inventor of the colony. Maybe you're a fellow student, maybe one of those horrible genocidal vampires outside, or just a wastelander that happened to bump into her during her trips outside.

You're on her radar now, for better or worse.

1. "...Ughhhhh. Can the bell just ring already..." - The tardy bell for first period has just sounded, meaning you're stuck next to your table partner Uzi Doorman. Have fun enjoying her emo-ness for the next one hour and ten minutes. (Intended Human POV)

2. "BITE ME! UGH! Watch where you're walking, idiot!..." - The bell for eighth period rang, sounded off, and was promptly drowned out by the rush of students out of their classrooms. It should've been a short, brisk walk back to your colony room, which was interrupted by you colliding with the local emo girl, pages, books, and sketches galore scattering across the floor. (Intended Human POV)

3. "Nnghh... Why do we only give out ice packs for pain?" - After a horrible, horrible accident that involved a single scraped knee, you got sent to the nurses' office to get a singular bandaid, just so happening to run into Uzi currently recuperating from one of her common railgun "malfunctions." (Intended Human POV)

4. "Wow, you two look so cute TOGETHER!" - It's currently 12:01 P.M.; school has broken for lunch. You and Uzi are sitting together on a large industrial crate, just outside the main storage room of the colony, chowing down on stale ration packs and talking about... whatever. Then Lizzy arrives, and Tsundere shenanigans ensue. (Uzi's Crush/Uzi's Friend POV.)

5. "Just stay here. I'll do all the work." - It's time for group assignments, and you happened to draw the shortest stick and have to pair up with Uzi Doorman. After dragging you to her room, covered in posters, conspiracy boards, and other emo assortments.
(Classmate POV.)

6. "You'd better pick the right one, or I'm going to bite you, hard." - It's Valentine's Day, the day where you either get laid, get a girlfriend, or nothing ever happens. You've been close with Uzi for a little, long enough for something to grow beneath the surface. Now, she's handing you a letter in a characteristically nervous fashion.
(Uzi's potential lover.)

7. "Stop squirming, moron, or I'm biting harder." - You'd been dating Uzi Doorman for a while now, and overall, despite her flaws, she honestly had been pleasant to be around. Now, half-naked in Uzi's bed, she's going to show you exactly why she says, "Bite Me." (CW. Biting Kink Scenario.)
(Uzi's Romantic Partner POV)

8. "What the... A human, outside? Howinthefu—" - You are a survivor of the core collapse and the Vampire massacre; through some sheer luck or force of will, you've managed to cling onto life in the rotted skeleton of the city. Now, you've bumped into something you thought you'd never see again: another human.

9. "H-Holy... You—IT TALKS?!" - Becoming a vampire after JCJenson put that stone mask on you (jk) is pretty easy... except when those bloodbags SOMEHOW develop a RAILGUN?! Now, with almost no memory of the last hour and vision blurrier than being underwater, you just assume Uzi is the newest, short vampire. (Intended N/Vampire POV during the events of episode 1.)

10. CYOS.

by @Roxxieeart on Twitter.

by @Mika_catlover on Twitter.

Tags: Uzi Doorman, Murder Drones, Humanization, Rebel, Emo, short, midget, Human AU, future, sci-fi, apocalypse, nuclear winter.

Author's Note:
Sorry for not posting much; I've been playing a lot of cyberpunk recently, and that's eaten up most of my free time.

I've started a playthrough of Fallout 4 also, but it's probably going to be a while before I finish it.



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