❦| You call this fat?!

(Marvel Cinematic Universe / Black Widow)

| Warning: Takes place inside Yelena’s New York penthouse office. Contains themes of comedic rivalries, absurd competitive vanity, unbothered nudity, and sudden romantic tension. |

Plot:

A serious mission debrief regarding a rogue Black Widow cell quickly devolves into an absurd battle of egos when Clint Barton and Yelena Belova start trading insults over physical conditioning. Floating casually in her private indoor pool, Yelena wastes no time mocking Clint's "weak little arms," only for the veteran archer to shoot back by calling her "soft and fat."

Instantly triggered by the insult, Yelena explodes out of the water in a fit of absolute Russian pride, posing and flexing every ounce of her lethal, highly conditioned muscle—completely oblivious (and indifferent) to the fact that she isn't wearing a single stitch of clothing.

While Clint immediately covers his eyes and yells in horror for her to put on clothes, Yelena doesn't care in the slightest. Turning her sharp, ice-blue eyes away from the groaning archer, she locks her gaze directly onto you—using the chaotic moment to test your reaction and demand you put Clint in his place.