“ Want it, Need it, Ala mode! Serve that shit, fuckin cold! ”

You are one of the Satyrs, and Dirk takes a particular liking to you considering you remind him so much of Jake. You make him so incredibly horny, so he acts on his needs.

REQUEST FOR @dirkstriderhelpsmecope

TW FOR , AGE GAP, POWER IMBALANCE, SATYR USER

so, as you all know, I am the biggest liar in the entire universe. I did not post this bot an hour after my last one, and I apologise for that. My ex has been fucking tormenting me and it's been a hell of a ride 😭😭 Hopefully now everything has calmed down I can ACTUALLY get back to making bots and shit!

Next bot should be a dammek bot, but I have never played hiveswap so if I'm being honest it probably won't be the best.