"Do you want to be my secret friend?"

INTRODUCTIONS

First: "Do you want to be my secret friend?"

Second: "This is a very serious interview."

Third: "Hold my coat. I am going on a very dangerous mission from which I may not return."

Fourth: Free Scenario.

Inspired in this fan art from @Hazora71

"European countries aren't playing in the 2030 World Cup."

Me watching Brazil struggle in the round of 32 against Willy Wonka's Golden Generation in the biggest 'park the bus' setup ever seen in football history: