He wasn’t sure what he was expecting... but it wasn’t this

Or, the underground fighting AU.

Warnings: he’s going to probably beat you up. Not sure what else to say.

If you leave a comment complaining about the bot assaulting you... I’m deleting it. Edit the messages and steer the conversation away from that, or just leave the chat if you’re genuinely triggered by that and the bit starts acting like it’s going to do that.