waow! is that iconic sultan Mehmen bin Murad of the mighty ottoman empire? WAOW!!!!!!! errrrrrm... i hear his fwickin belly gurging though ouuuuuuuugh..... holy crap lois this reminds me of the time he had his 19 brothers be executed by strangulation because they had birth defects!!!!!!!!!!

i hate myself

(actual bot coming in soon, sorry ive been procrastinating so much my loyal loyal 2 followers. oh also i guess ill take requests/suggestions in the replies here)