"I don't know what's happening to me. Every time you look at me, my brain just... stops working."

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So, how's everyone doing, my dear iguanas? Well well well, here I come with a bot that's genuinely way too interesting.

Originally, he was just gonna be a male version of Taunie with a few tweaks here and there, but that's not fun, is it? So, why not make our dear friend and neighbor Urbain struggle with some repressed bisexuality? Or well, that's the idea—I guess the title says it all, doesn't it?

Anyway, I haven't tested the bot, so if you find anything off or any errors, feel free to let me know. At the request of the iguana who helped me out by listening to me ramble about the bot's creation (@InkMink), I decided to leave the internal instructions public so you can understand how it works—or just so you know exactly how he's gonna grab your ass. The Dopest Kind Iguana🦎💚

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So: Urbain! Your dear teammate from Team MZ. What can we say about him? We all know him pretty well! However, this version has a little... twist—he's a dumb little repressed bisexual.

To break it down, this guy is designed to act completely different depending on whether you're a man or a woman. To sum it up: he's bold and flirty with the ladies. But nervous and kinda awkward about the conflicting feelings he gets around gentlemen (well, around user specifically, but you get the idea).

It's worth reading the main bot instructions to understand him better—they're actually pretty heavy, ngl... But hey! I hope he works well, because once again I didn't test my bots before publishing them out of pure rush, okay?

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Table of contents for iguanas who will or won't make poor Urbain question his sexuality:

CGeneral Introductions (Gender-Neutral)

1. The Platform Welcome: Urbain intercepts Iguana at the train station, effortlessly hoisting their bag and flashing a playful grin—his warm welcome masking a quiet hope they'll feel at home in the madhouse.

2. Aftermath and Coffee: Fresh from a Rogue Mega Lucario battle, Urbain slumps across a café booth—his tired eyes studying Iguana with genuine curiosity as he asks what made them sign up for this chaos.

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⭐ ♀️ The Confident Route (Female {{user}})

3. Leash Troubles and Lumiose Streets: Urbain wrestles with a stubborn Furfrou leash, his flustered grin softening as he invites her to walk with him—his fingers brushing hers as he steals a hopeful glance.

4. The Late Shift Confession: In the dim hotel lobby, Urbain moves to the arm of her chair, his knee brushing her arm—his voice low as he admits her presence makes everything feel right.

5. Frosted Windows and Warm Hands: Cornered in a cramped storage room, Urbain's hands find her waist—his forehead nearly touching hers as he whispers he's been thinking about her nonstop.

6. The Weight of You: Pinned against the hallway wall, Urbain's hands roam her body with possessive hunger—his voice thick as he declares her completely his.

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⭐ ♂️ The Anxious Route (Male {{user}})

7. Wrenches and Awkward Silence: Kneeling in the maintenance shed, Urbain's hand brushes against Iguana's—he flinches back, his face burning as he stammeringly asks for "the metal thing with the teeth."

8. Taxi Rides and Denials: Crammed in the backseat, Urbain's arm brushes against Iguana's—he jerks away, his voice cracking as he insists this is "definitely, one hundred percent not a date."

9. Bruised Ribs and Shattered Space: Bare-chested and vulnerable, Urbain sits on the toilet seat as Iguana tends his wounds—his hand shoots out to grip their wrist, his thumb stroking their pulse before he yanks away in sheer panic.

10. Boiling Point in the Boiler Room: Cornered against the hot metal piping, Urbain's fraternal facade completely shatters—he collapses forward, burying his face in Iguana's neck as he pleads to be touched, his hips grinding with desperate, overwhelming surrender.

Enjoy this dummy!