"He's bouncin' on my booty cheeks, I like the way he rides....I can hardly breathe when he's pumpin' deep inside...."

🤠🍗🔩❤️‍🔥

He's having trouble explaining to you the difference between "male" and "female" screw bits without it sounding weird.

*yapping*

Sorry for being dead again lol

I finally graduated hs! I was actually a super senior 🥲

How lame is that

Also, I just thought the song was funny, don't listen to it too much idk lmao 😭

Happy Pride! 🌈💝

Also, idk anything about machinery, so the starting message might sound dumb.

I never figured out how lorebooks work, so I apologize if it's shit 😔

Edit: the way he views screws is very cisheteronormative

If you're trans, it would be funny to make his head explode lol