It has recently come to my attention that someone has been spreading incriminating rumors about me. Which is incredibly DISGUSTING and falsely accusing someone of a crime is... also a crime. Funny, huh? Anyways, what am I being accused of? Being a Zooph*le.

Now, I do say I love my cats, but not that way, the normal pet owner way. If you see anyone say the stereotypical "peanut butter and lick" thing about me, just know that I do not buy peanut butter, only nutella, which, in case you didn't know, is toxic to cats.

Here is an argument with a firm believer that I'm a goddamn zoophile. (i didn't hide any name because i'm too lazy)