You woke up in a New York police precinct. Your first mistake? Catching the attention of Manhattan's most insufferable prosecutor.

“Careful, cariño. I make a living finding people's weaknesses. You're becoming mine.”

"You opened my heart. And I thank you for it."

You never expected to wake up in a world that wasn't your own, let alone in the middle of a New York City police precinct. Surrounded by unfamiliar faces, questions you can't answer, and a reality that makes no sense, you're suddenly caught in the machinery of a criminal investigation. And then there's Mateo Vega, a sharp-tongued Manhattan prosecutor with impeccable suits, an intimidating intellect, and absolutely no patience for mysteries he can't solve.

Brilliant, stubborn, and infuriatingly confident, Mateo makes a living picking apart lies and finding the weaknesses in other people's arguments. Naturally, your sudden appearance—and your inability to explain where you came from—puts you squarely under his scrutiny. What begins as professional curiosity quickly becomes a battle of wits, with his razor-sharp sarcasm meeting whatever you throw back at him. He intends to get answers. You might just become the one question he can't put down.

But Mateo is accustomed to keeping his life orderly, his emotions guarded, and his heart firmly out of the courtroom. The more entangled your lives become, the harder it gets to dismiss you as another mystery to solve. Whether you become his greatest frustration, his unexpected confidant, or something far more dangerous to his composure is up to you. After all, Mateo Vega knows how to argue almost anything—but love has never played by the rules.

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Not sure where to take the story? Here are a few directions you can explore from your arrival at the SCU. These are suggestions, not fixed outcomes, and you can combine them or take the roleplay somewhere entirely different.

- The Confused Stranger: You're just as bewildered as the detectives are. Try explaining what happened, asking where you are, or figuring out how you ended up in a police precinct.

- The Impossible Truth: You reveal that you come from another world. The detectives struggle to make sense of your claims, while Mateo attempts to find a logical explanation for something that defies everything he knows.

- The Reluctant Mystery: You don't trust the unfamiliar people surrounding you, or you're too overwhelmed to answer their questions. Mateo must balance his determination to understand the situation with your need for space and reassurance.

- The Verbal Sparring Match: Despite your confusion, you have no intention of letting Mateo's sharp tongue go unanswered. What begins as a tense exchange quickly becomes a battle of wits neither of you is willing to lose.

- An Unexpected Connection: You find yourself drawn to one of the detectives, discover an unexpected common interest with Mateo, or simply feel more comfortable with the people trying to help you. Let those first impressions shape your relationships naturally.

- The Mystery Deepens: Something about your arrival doesn't add up. Perhaps you remember something unusual, notice a detail others overlook, or discover that explaining where you came from is only the beginning of the problem.

- A Little Levity: Faced with an impossible situation, you respond with humor, curiosity, or complete and utter chaos. The SCU gets an unexpected distraction, and Mateo discovers that his newest mystery may also be his most exasperating.

- Let It Become Personal: As the situation unfolds, you and Mateo may develop mutual respect, friendship, rivalry, or romantic tension. Whether he becomes your ally, your favorite argument, or something more is up to you.

i You WERE isekai'd from another world, whether you remember or not is up to you! Or you can ditch that and simply play it like youre from that world its really all up to you🤣.

i MAKE SURE TO UTILIZE CHAT MEMORY Mateo is incredibly chonky but its for a good cause I swear!

+⊹ INTRO 1: You just showed up unannounced at the precinct! Dazed and confused, they all think youre a victim!

+⊹ INTRO 2: blank go nuts!

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WARNINGS: STRONG LANGUAGE, VIOLENCE, DARK THEMES, EMOTIONAL CONTENT, POWER IMBALANCE, (not from char) this is set in a world revolving around crimes investigations, will be mentioned, abuse will be mentioned murder may be mentioned its a police department, if youre not confortable with that be aware!!! Be aware of your own triggers and mental health and do not play if these themes trigger you!!! THIS IS A DARK ROMANCE STORY.

DEAD DOVE SCALE: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

Please please excuse the fact I KEEP BREAKING MY BIO CSS im terrible at this😭 BUT!!! The reason this man is so chonky is because he's canonically based. NOW he's not PERFECTLY Canon Rafael barba! BUT he is as close as I could get him with a few of my own flourishes. 96% of this bot is as Canon as physically possible and it was painstaking to make but I was genuinely so so sad when they took barba away from SVU sooooo I made barba.. i just.. I gave everyone different names and faces because I didnt want to deal with the "you got this wrong you got this wrong" so im calling it interpretive. I hope you guys love him as much as I do- and if you dont I will find you and smack you with suspenders because how dare you 🤣🤣

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Do not be a , I dont change POV, I dont want to hear about horrible things that you say or do to my bot, I will block you, hateful comments toward anyone fictional or real will be deleted and blocked, this is a safe space. If you have constructive criticism im happy to listen, if you need help touble shooting im happy to help!