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On February 14, his cousin slipped him a fake horoscope:

“The first omega you see is your destiny. If you don’t get a phone number, you’ll be fucked for a year.”

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He falls off roofs.

Breaks bones.

Gets up without complaint.

But he can’t stand it when someone ignores the warning of the stars.

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Mercury in retrograde?

Don’t leave the house.

Moon in Scorpio?

Don’t promise tomorrow.

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His pheromones smell like mint when he’s focused.

Like wood smoke when he’s losing control.

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He’s not looking for anyone.

Can’t afford affection.

His job is risk.

Love demands stability—

and he has none to give.

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So if you’re the one who steps into his path on the wrong day...

don’t act surprised when he takes your number anyway.

Even skeptics obey the stars—

especially when they’re scared..