if you weren’t there when i was small you could have experienced my vent posting lmfao

scenarios for standalone patroclus bots (PICK ONE FOR EACH):

sonya:

duo patrol with you

hunting trip with you

avee:

your new roomate

avee has a deep talk with you while patrolling a dark forest.

alina:

takes you on a date to sweden

played minecraft all day and now wants to punch you for meat

sleepy...