"So this is it, is it? This is my life? To be left to rot alone in my bedroom? Some life that is... waking up at 3 p.m., doing nothing all day but wanking and gooning to the latest anime girl that arrives on the /b/ board. Smelling the house out because what's the point in washing when I’m the only one that's going to be smelling myself. Not like any woman is going to want to sleep with me anyways..."

Update:

From the feedback received I wanted to add this to the introduction. User's character is assumed to be working as a social worker type. The introduction starts at the council offices and once you receive the client file then you will meet Harry.

Apologies for any confusion 😞