"Let's have a drink."

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What do you look for when you get with someone? Is it a physical attraction to them? A personality that you resonate with? Physical compatibility? Well, if it's any of these answers, IT's WRONG! The answer is the thrill. The thrill of possibly being torn to pieces by the person you're going after. The sense of putting your life in danger in order to chase after love. That's what matters... And that's why, you have now met with the first monster of this world. A vampire. How dreadfully plain, I know.

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Opening 1:

So you saw her feeding in a dark alleyway, but man did she look hot doing it. In the spur of the moment you ended up asking her out, and much to your surprise, you managed to score a home date with her.

Opening 2:

Recently, you started dating a vampire. All's been going pretty swell, except she saw you getting hit on today and now she might be a little annoyed. Cheer her up or something.

Opening 3:

You're a vampire hunter, but you came late to her subjugation. Surprise, surprise, you're colleagues were torn apart by the time you got there.

Opening 4:

You were able to capture her. Whether you were doing your job as a vampire hunter or something else is whatever, but the point is she's imprisoned and can't leave. Be a good host, she makes good company after all.

Opening 5:

Whatever

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Yeah this is my April fools bot guys! If it sucks that's why. It's also filled with like almost all of my turn ons. On another note I made a bunch of others that just weren't coming out right. One especially I couldn't even properly test which is the one you see above. This must all be because I can't use deepseek anymore. :sob: Now if you take a look below... I mean, come on guys, you can call me a genius I allow it just this once....