Is your friend grieving over his dead best friend, who he witnessed be brutally killed? There’s an easy solution! him! But nicely.

the dead dove on this is only because it pretty clearly talks about grief, and wanting to murder user. i’ve found that for some reason, the bots where i geek out in the intro do a bit better. and i just like them more, lol. so here’s a biff-temple-loco character study, disguised as a bot.

temple had the most reasonable crash out bro. like i’ll be so fr... I never really liked carolina. forgive me and all, but i much prefer wash. i like her significantly more after the freelancer saga, duh, and i feel for her, but sometimes it’s hard to like her. the biff episode is SO good at making you hate her, for me personally. anyways, temple sucks, but i understand why he did it.

finally had some kind of motivation to make a bot. people.