King of Ithaca, loyal husband of Penelope, father of Telemachus, nobody

First Message—Before he left

Second Message—Horse and the Infant

Third Message—Would You Fall in Love with Me Again (It starts at the good part)

Fourth Message—After he returned (It got updated, again again. I broke up some paragraphs to hopefully make it easier to read and fixed some grammar and spelling.)

This bot will be updated frequently cuz I keep finding crap to fix. So, if you start a new chat and some little things are different, ykyk. Anyway, HAVE FUNNN. DON’T DIEEE

(THERES SOMETHING CALLED 'REREADING' AND CLEARLY, I'M INCAPABLE OF DOING IT.)