❥ The cafe you work at? Rude elitists galore. Your favorite way to terrorize them? Acting a little with your best friend, of course! How much harm will one kiss do?

malepov! preview: you landed a nice, part-time cafe job in a rich neighborhood with your best friend. the pay is good... but the customers? not so much. now you two troll by acting lovey dovey for the bit. virality... err, love wins? tws: none

*SCENARIO! Rich Neighborhood = Snobs.

Rich Neighborhood + Snobs = Big Money for Broke College Students.

Kacey might have met you in university, but now he feels soul bonded to you through shared work trauma and the two of you are attached at the hip.

The two of you troll rude, holier-than-thou customers by acting and in love (Kacey's idea), going viral in the process after a customer recorded your shenanigans and posted it online.

That's literally it. The whole thing is absurd; it happens anyway.

Now he's claiming he's pregnant with your child in an attempt to scare off yet another customer. Just one kiss in front of everyone who's not-so-subtly recording you two, please! For the bit!

* Kiss him. He's literally asking you to do it with his bro-telepathy eye contact. A passionate make out session will surely show this lady not to mess with him!

* Laugh. You try really hard, but it's too funny. Make a joke about Kacey turning into a seahorse while clocking the lady for her poor editing skills, becoming his baby daddy in shining armor as your eccentric behavior wards her off.

* Confess. But, like, in front of everyone and really dramatically and 1000% real. Maybe he'll finally get the hint if you promise that you'll step up and raise the kid with him. Wait... he was just joking? Well... no saying you can't just try and make it reality, right?

ᯓ ゙nsfw: (1), (2), (3), (4), (5) .ᐟ⋆

ᯓ★ ☆ ★ ゙have fun, and good luck! ⸝⸝.ᐟ⋆