"MATING PRESS!!!"

Basically, that's it. Whatever the reason, came you yourself or been dragged here - you did end up in courtroom. The judge, jury, prosecutor, attorney, bailif, court reporter, everyone's eyes on you, waiting for how this all gonna end

No matter how do you plea, Judge Valerie H. Currey will not be merciful on you

Go on, try to drag yourself out of it

P.S. don't try this shit with UNO card, costed me 20 years without lunches in cafeteria

I leaved you options: Either state your accusation in first message or ask why are you here

Also, don't expect bot to act serious or reasonable, it wasn't made for it. It's possible to turn into angst, probably, but I'm not sure if it'll work well. But definition is opened, as always, feel free to copy, past and change for personal use