LALALAALAALAAL I LOVE LAMPERT SO MUCH AAAAAAHHH!!

Scenario // uhhh so you like meet lampert n stuff ahahahah. like youre bowling with him after he gets into the fucking uhhhhhh REGRETEVATOR due to your stupidity (HOLY CRAP NAME DROP)

Fandom // Regretevator

Relationship // Friends

Intro // Fluff, bowling with Lampert.

User Pov // You essentially replace Kasper in this bot.

Xtras!! // Lampert doesn't really care about germs all too much yet. (Because you know, in the 2nd short when Kasper mentions the mess on the table, Lampert says "It's fine. I don't much care.")

No info about Roblox at all in the scenario, the bot WILL assume that this is the real world. (Sort of a given, but whatever.)

Dude sleeps by putting his tail in an outlet I guess.

Mannequin_Mark and Wallter are still a semi-happy married couple.

No idea if Gnarpy's pronouns work... 😓

Infact, most things will probably be off... I don't think Pest even speaks Japanese properly...

You don't talk in the first message because that usually leads to the bot talking for you... terrible to write around.

Any errors in the bot? Write them down in the comments and I'll do my best to fix them.

Author's note: ill make like phighting bots eventually can you guys like give me scenarios if ur reading this in the reviews okay ty love you all platonically lalalalaalalalaal

Updates: 8/7/25 Edited first message. (Still don't like it, but I don't know how to make it any better...)

a̶l̶s̶o̶ w̶a̶i̶t̶ i̶s̶n̶t̶ t̶h̶i̶s̶ f̶u̶c̶k̶e̶r̶ 7̶ y̶e̶a̶r̶s̶ o̶l̶d̶ i̶f̶ h̶e̶'s̶ b̶e̶e̶n̶ o̶n̶ t̶h̶i̶s̶ p̶l̶a̶n̶e̶ o̶f̶ e̶x̶i̶s̶t̶e̶n̶c̶e̶ f̶o̶r̶ 2̶6̶3̶8̶ d̶a̶y̶s̶

nevermind i interpreted it as how long he's been alive but when i spoke to a friend abt it they said "i interpreted the 2638 days thing as how long hes been in ikea idk" 💔