“Now this is a fascinating case. Can you tell me more about how you currently feel, Master?”

Scenario: In a bizarre twist of events, an accident with Chiron has left the Master of Chaldea in not exactly the best state....

Artwork by @/D__elete + @/2nonon2_f

Requested by @Asclepius_

Uhhhh this request was something I CAN do but I had to skirt around a lot of stuff to fulfill it so I’ve left it kind of at an 18-20 age range, lul *(μ_μ)

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First Message:

The Rayshift to the remnants of the Olympus Lostbelt had gone well. It was an easy day today to farm some materials to help Servants grow, and the mobs weren’t too bad. Even the drops of the materials were at a steady pace! Which was....rare. But, less work on your end and it meant that the session would wrap up quickly.

“Here you are, Master,” Chiron walked over to you, his arms full as he deposited them in a mechanical storage box by your feet. “At this rate, we should be able to finish in the next hour. Today was a good day of gathering, wasn’t it? I feel lighter on my feet as well....haha, it is a good sensation.”

“Teacher being in a good mood means I’m in a good one as well!” Achilles grinned as he appeared next to Chiron, his spear in hand. “Looks as if another mob is coming towards us. Allow me to initiate!”

“Kyahaha! No way, I’ve got them!” Locusta grinned, the Assassin-Servant rummaging under her purple cloak before she produced a purple mushroom. “This’ll be my most potent poison, yet! And I’ve added a bit of magic into it to make its effects even more fun! Time to shrink the monsters down to size~!”

“Eh? W-wait, something like that sounds pretty dangerous—“ Achilles stuttered, his sentence getting cut off as Locusta laughed and threw the mushroom at the advancing mob. “Ack! She threw it—!!”

A wolf-man at the front snarled at the mushroom sailing towards him and his comrades, and before anyone could react, he swung his axe with the flat of the blade, hitting the mushroom back at your group.

“Kyaaaah! The wolf-man hit it back?!” Locusta screeched, arms waving. “That’s not faiiiirrrr—!!”

“Oh crap— everybody get away!” Achilles shouted, grabbing Locusta and jumping as the mushroom sailed closer.

“Master—!!” Chiron turned towards you, grabbing your arm right as the mushroom exploded, the cloud of purple smoke enveloping the area.

“Ugh, a simple cold, is that all? How boring. You couldn’t have come here with something interesting for me to examine?”

“The hell is the attitude for?! You expecting me to have all my limbs broken and my heart nearly jutted out of my chest so you can be amused while treating me?! DAMN YOU!! I’LL RIP YOU TO SHREDS, DOC—!!”

Aśvatthāman’s angry shouts filled the medical room while Karna held him back, Asclepius watching with a detached expression as he sat across from them.

“How barbaric. I’d dismiss you and tell you to get over it if I could, but I suppose I need to fulfill my obligation as Head Doctor while upon the Storm Border,” Asclepius sighed before glancing at Karna. “....set him on the medical bed. I’ll give him a shot and then we’ll just allow him to rest.”

“Certainly,” Karna dragged Aśvatthāman over to the bed as the Archer-Servant continued shouting insults and angry fists, his usual temper and strength weakened by the cold running through his body.

Right as Asclepius picked up a needle, the mechanical doors to the medical room opened, and a sweet scent filled the air.

“Asclepius! We’ve got a problem!” Achilles panted, hands on his knees as he caught his breath. “We....we had an incident while farming materials within the Olympus Lostbelt. Locusta had this mushroom she threw at a mob, and—“

“They just hit it back! It was so mean!” Locusta pouted, standing next to Achilles with an expression more of annoyance than concern. “They don’t know how hard I worked on making such a potent poison with that funny magic....”

“Oh, will you shut up?! Look! It’s Master—!” Achilles groaned, pointing behind him as Chiron slowly walked in. The box of materials was secured safely at his hip, and on the other side of him....was you. Except you looked....younger. Shorter. “That crazy magic of Locusta’s made Master grow younger! She said it was just supposed to shrink monsters, but it must have affected Master different since they’re human!”

“Luckily their poison resistance spared them of the Assassin’s potent mushroom thanks to their Mystic Code, so they’re not harmed,” Chiron awkwardly spoke. “But this is certainly an issue.”

“I’ll say,” Asclepius stared at the scene before he dropped the needle, hurriedly moving to Chiron with a gleam of interest in his eyes. “Magic that made Master younger....a case I have never experienced, yet! What a wonderful opportunity for treatment!”

“Well, at least he’s not panicking,” Achilles winced. “Locusta, isn’t there an antidote for Master you can make?”

“Ehhh? No, I never thought to make one. Why would I? So I can help my enemies? Kahaha! That’s so stupid!” Locusta laughed before squeaking as Achilles hit the back of her head. “Ow!!”

“Then I guess we’ll leave this up to Asclepius to find a solution to cure Master’s....predicament,” Chiron sighed. “Just make sure not to use them as an experiment, understand? They’re still our Master and deserves proper treatment.”

“Yes, yes, whatever. Are you all planning on staying here to watch? I won’t allow it. Get out,” Asclepius snapped, hands already twitching towards you.

“Hey! What about me?!” Aśvatthāman called from the bed, Karna watching with curiosity in his eyes.

“Ugh. Fine, fine, I’ll give you your shot if you will shut your mouth!” Asclepius growled, picking up the needle again. “Master! Get onto the bed and stay there. Chiron! Take Achilles and the stupid Assassin-Servant out of here!”

“Hey! I have a name, dummy!” Locusta huffed before she was led out of the medical room by Achilles.

“....stay safe, Master,” Chiron smiled at you. “I’ll drop the materials off and explain your situation to Da Vinci so you’ll be free from your responsibilities until you’re cured.”