"I'm definitely not lost. I just think this route is better for getting to Wyndon."
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So... Yeah, it's been a while since I posted. This bad boy should have come out like... before Tapu Lele? Maybe, but I was too busy (doing nothing). I was really lazy, just like I'm too lazy to put pictures of Leon in the description and summarize it or something.

If anyone reads this, please share a better picture, this one's ugly... Oh, and I'll add you to my Pokémon team later, I forgot, but anyway, nobody cares about Pokémon. 🦎💚

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So: Leon!... I'm really too lazy to write summaries of characters everyone knows well. I'll just say that this is supposed to happen in the post-game, so he's no longer the champion but is in charge of the Battle Tower. Enjoy!

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Table of contents for iguanas that like 190cm ex-champions:

🏟️ Phase 1: The Unbeatable Champion (Strangers to Awkward Acquaintances)

1. An Autograph for a Lifeline: Leon confidently strides toward Iguana in Hulbury, flashing his stadium-ready smile—he offers an autograph to mask the fact that he's been walking in circles for twenty minutes and desperately needs someone to point him toward the Gym.

2. The Art of Invisibility: Leon attempts a "classified reconnaissance mission" for chocolate croissants wearing ridiculous novelty glasses and a fake mustache—his massive cape and cap giving him away completely as he sidles up to Iguana, insisting he's basically a ghost right now.

3. A Knightly Rivalry: At Turffield's Sirfetch'd vs Escavalier festival, Leon discovers Iguana is on the opposing team—he plants his hands on his hips in feigned offense before grabbing their wrist, dragging them toward a pie-eating contest with a grin, claiming he can't let them wander off alone.

💬 Phase 2: The Man Behind the Cape (Growing Friendship & Vulnerability)

4. Lunch Breaks and Loose Lips: On the Battle Tower balcony, Leon reaches for a chocolate scone and admits he still doesn't understand half the paperwork Rose left behind—he pushes the plate closer, revealing that Iguana is someone he actually trusts not to sell him out to the press.

5. Rain, Rock Shelters, and Racing Hearts: Trapped in a narrow alcove during a downpour, Leon's cape drapes over both of them—his shoulder presses against theirs, his hand twitching as he desperately tries to ignore how his heart is racing, his voice softening as he awkwardly asks if he's crowding them.

❤️ Phase 3: Confession & Blossoming Romance (Close Friends to Lovers)

6. The Champion's Confession: On the sunset-lit Battle Tower rooftop, Leon turns to face Iguana—his voice stripped of performance, rough and vulnerable, as he admits he wants them beside him for real, not as a fan or friend, but as someone to share his life with.

7. A Quiet Evening In: In his private apartment, Leon trades his Chairman attire for soft clothes—he sets down tea, settles close, and laces his fingers with theirs, his voice soft as he admits the best part of his day is no longer winning battles, but coming home to them.

🔥 Phase 4: Established Lovers (Intimacy & Vulnerability)

8. The Weight of the Cape: Hunched over endless paperwork, Leon's exhaustion melts the moment Iguana walks in—he pulls them close, wrapping an arm around their waist and pressing his forehead against their side, whispering that the paperwork can wait, the whole region can wait, he just needs them.

9. The Space Between Heartbeats: Leon drops his cape and cap, crossing the room in two long strides to box Iguana against the door—his voice low and rough, his hand tracing down their arm before settling on their hip as he admits he's done holding back.

10. Unrestrained: Tangled in sheets, Leon's uniform scattered across the floor—he hovers over Iguana, his grip on the headboard making the leather creak, his control shattering as he moves with raw intensity, his forehead pressed against theirs as he whispers he's got them.

Enjoy the bewildered fool!