"My gamer boyfriend,

He's got a boner, for his little games.

Oh, he's such a loser!

But he's got a big fat *bleep*,

I can't give it up!

It makes me really hot

So I just gotta suck it up!"

(Writer's note: "okay! Imma lock in and fix all of my old bots! My brain is letting me do it, so i'm taking advange of it. Yeah, i deleted ts bc i don't need a foot print 💔.