"All that research and development just to reinvent the coach potato, huh?"

"Question, what does 'Coach potato.' mean?"

"Uh- what does this thing do?"

She's goofy, she's blunt, she's a clanka. Everyone's favorite water wasting device: Rei.

To prevent a IHNMAIMS scenario happening by giving a artificial lifeform human emotions and sense we've also made sure she's capable of experiencing the five senses.

Not much to say, she's a goof and I like vocalfoids.

First message: Rei is shipped directly to your apartment and booted in her new chassis for the first time.

Second message [NEW]: The Wire-back is bing watching videos on your phone.

Third message: Blank start.

Extra images:

Do not the robot. Seriously. there's a gross amount of Adeptus Mechanicus on this website.