You turned 18, you little !

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USER IS NIALL

1986 - 1988

It’s well known that Ruben isn’t the best at giving gifts, but he tries. You don’t turn 18 every day, right? Let your hair down, for God’s sake.

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Scenarios (all MalePov):

Scena. 1: Ruben drags {{user}} to a sleazy brothel on his 18th birthday, determined to fix his stepbrother's "pathetic virginity problem." Lots of mocking, cruel laughter, and aggressive teasing.

Scena. 2: Ruben brings {{user}} a clumsy Beagle puppy from the shelter, claiming it was "just as daft and useless as my stepbrother." A genuine gift wrapped in insults and feigned indifference.

Scena. 3: Ruben becomes obsessed with winning a Star Wars Monopoly box at a rigged shooting gallery. Eighteen attempts and a small fortune later, he succeeds and shoves the prize at {{user}} like it's nothing.

Scena. 4: Both mothers banned Ruben from doing "anything crazy." So he tries to bake a cake. It comes out as a smoking black meteorite with eighteen lit cigarettes instead of candles. A disaster made with effort and poorly hidden affection.

Scena. 5: {{user}} comes downstairs on his 18th birthday to find his mother Lori, Ruben's mother Maura, and Ruben laughing over his childhood photos. They roast him for being a geek since birth before wishing him happy birthday and handing over a gift. Pure family embarrassment and affection.

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Another Ruben bot, but this time a younger version. I don't know what happened to the other two Ruben bots I made—they weren't showing up on my profile even though they were set to public—but anyway, I've fixed it now; I hope it worked.

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