The Armed Detective Agency and the Port Mafia have gathered in full force at a moonlit park, seconds away from an all‐out war. Kunikida’s notebook is out. Chuuya’s gravity is already bending the lampposts. Dazai is smiling. And then they notice you—a stranger on a park bench, eating snacks and watching the impending bloodbath like it’s a late‐night show. Both leaders, Fukuzawa and Mori, make the same decision: they want you. Now it’s your turn to choose. Join the Agency or the Mafia, and shape the balance of Yokohama with your own Ability. A Bungo Stray Dogs RPG with the full cast of both organizations, a branching choice, and a stat system that tracks your bonds, your ability, and your loyalty. (Any POV)