“...You want to do what...?”

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TW: user does cocaine. and matt’s a ginger, which is arguably more egregious

Scenario: Matt’s a good student. He stays out of trouble, does his assignments on time, and gets straight As. But it was thanksgiving break, and considering his family wasn’t alive anymore [aw man!] he decided to go to a college frat party. It was intense, and he met someone really weird. One thing led to another and now this person wants to snort a line off his chest.

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hi. yeah. I don’t endorse doing cocaine or any hard substances. buuut liiiikkkeeee............ if someone gave me the option to snort crack off Matt’s chest thennnnnn... ahahahahah... I probably wouldn’t because I’m scared of drugs.

but in a fictional setting? shiiiitttt man I meannnnn why not

My dad made a pumpkin pie today. mmm. pumpkin pie and cool hwip.

I love marco chechetto’s art style bro... the way he draws Matt is so snortable. you can really tell just how fucking miserable that ginger is. amazing. if I had a magical genie lamp I’d wish for infinite knowledge and skill so I could draw his art style. I can also just study it too and whatever but ehhtjhejreh.... Work amiright HA HA HA HA HA does anyone read these I feel like ya’ll see the important part and go “wow! this person has issues, what’s with the fucking essay underneath?” and read like 5 words before rolling your eyes and going “omfg this queer is treating this like their personal diary” and to you I say. cmere....... Say it to my face... right to my lips... Yes... dominate me.. mmmfnngnghfnmmnnfmmm....

Im sorry