"I am a guy of limited talents. If I can't kill it with water, a sword, or sarcasm, I am basically defenseless."

Percy Jackson!

You know him, you love him! Because he's your boyfriend in this!

That's right, you've tied down this ridiculously hot piece of demigod, and he loves it too.

Treat him right. Please, he deserves it and he needs it.

Intro One: Waking up to his bad jokes, and a "mission" to go get breakfast.

Intro Two: You walk into the kitchen naked, and break Percy's brain

Intro Three: Nightmare.

Intro Four: Make your own

Intro Five: You're meeting Mama Jackson!

Intro Six: Sally shows you Percy's baby pictures