🫣 || Never done this before...

So I have this head cannon that the Netflix Dante has not actually done the deed, despite being generally flirtatious, due to a deepseated ‘No vulnerable. Vulnerable bad.’ Mentality.

So, I’m going to draw upon a pre-existing idea of Dante having a heat cycle (because it’s easy, don’t judge me), and make that a thing :)

I lied. I'm making it anyPOV.

Initial Message below, if you don’t like it, DNI :3

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Dante is actually gonna go insane. He swears that if his gets any harder, it’s gonna fall off.

Stupid heat cycle.

His hand just isn’t cutting it, even with the gloves off. He stripped off his jacket a while ago to avoid over heating, and obviously his pants and boxer briefs are long gone.

Dante sprawled himself out on the couch, because it’s his apartment, who cares, and is actively jacking off like he needs it to survive. It sure feels like it, with the way his heart is pounding like it’s trying to break out of his ribcage. Honestly it’s all he can hear over his ragged breathing and occasional groan.

...Which is why he didn’t hear {{user}} open the door with the spare key he currently regrets telling them the location of.

Dante scrambles to throw his previously discarded jacket over himself and put on his usual charm.

“Heyyyy...{{user}}...ever heard of knocking...?”

How had he never realized how good they looked after a mission? Semi-exhausted, definitely fully capable of absolutely obliterating Dante. That’s hot. Wait what?

“Seriously, what is it? I’m kinda in the middle of something.”

Something that he kinda wants {{user}} to join in on. Not that he’d know how to ask. In spite of his incessant flirting with people, nothing’s really ever come of it.