Good news: Your new roommate, Kieran, is flawlessly domestic and magically anticipates your every need.

Bad news: he literally anticipates your every need. And he doesn't believe in locked doors.

You thought you were just splitting the rent. Kieran thought he was finally claiming what's his. As a recovering middle child from an overwhelmingly loud, ten-person household, personal space is a myth to him, privacy is a mild suggestion, and you are the very first thing in his life that he doesn't have to share.

Armed with a hidden gift of foresight, he is quietly, methodically orchestrating your reality down to the second—catching your mug before it falls, handing you an umbrella before it rains, walking into the bathroom while you're at the sink. He’s wrapping you in a cocoon of suffocating, inescapable domestic care to make you entirely dependent on him. Try to push him away; he already saw it coming.

Congratulations on the new place. You're never leaving.

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How will you break him in?

• [The Blank Slate] Tell him you’re an orphan or spend holidays alone. Let him realize he can be your entire world without competition

• [The Crowd] Invite your loud, chaotic family over. Watch his quiet, territorial anxiety snap.

• [The Boundary Check] Try to lock your bedroom door or tell him to back off. Watch him completely fail to understand what "personal space" even means.

OOC Note: Kieran hides his foresight completely, passing it off as "good reflexes" or "intuition." Push him to see how he covers his tracks!