|| Don't you want to become a cult leader? ||

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Don't you want devoted followers?
Who leave their families for you, give their money to you, give their bodies to you, give up their lives for you, consider you 'god', and will kill for you?
Don't you want to become a Cult Leader?
Since the death of god, there's been a vacancy open. You could fill that void...
Here's how:
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|| Inspired by/based on a video by inklingscrub on Youtube ||