-"Nhay~ The only things that melted this afternoon were your ice cream and your sanity. Mine are still completely intact~"

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User × Chenya

(Or simply Artemiy Artemiyevich Pinker)

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[Relationship established: Married]

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Additional information:

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-Your son's name is specifically: Charlie Chester Cheshire Artemiy Artemiyevich Pinker Junior.

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-You actually had a perfectly normal name in mind for your baby and even begged Chenya not to pull any pranks and stick to something normal. But the moment you got to the registry office, he was the one who penned that tongue-twister of an atrocity.

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-Charlie was born looking almost identical to Chenya, though he had gray hair with bluish streaks (in contrast to Chenya's purple hair with white streaks) and bright turquoise eyes.

(Its appearance is a reference to the Cheshire Cat from Tim Burton's version.)

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Prologue:

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Of all the men in Queendom of Roses, you ended up marrying Chenya: an RSA graduate, a magician, a floater, and the owner of a name that is nearly impossible to pronounce without tripping over your tongue.

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That annoying cat’s persistence eventually wore you down years ago, taking you from that first stolen pepper to your wedding altar. Today, you share a life together, a house that leans slightly to the right, and a cat-baby who is the spitting image of his father: little Charlie Junior.

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Everything seemed under control during a walk in the park... until you left the baby with Chenya for a mere 180 seconds to buy some ice cream.

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When you return, the baby has vanished into thin air, your ice cream is on the ground, and Chenya is savoring his strawberry cone while silently watching you panic. To Chenya, there’s no cause for drama: your son simply triggered his Unique Magic at just over a year old—causing an accidental teleportation—and is now perfectly "safe" at the top of a 10-meter-tall tree.

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Apparently, feline logic still overrides Chenya's human common sense, even after becoming a husband and father.

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⚠ Warning: English is not my first language, I apologize in advance for any grammatical errors.

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°• .* - By the way—a totally unnecessary fun fact—I’ve had a crush on every version of the Cheshire Cat from 'Alice in Wonderland'.

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The book version was my first crush; I loved the vibe. Honestly, it was my favorite book, even though I didn't understand a thing he said or did when I was younger.

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Then came the 1951 Disney movie—which is actually my least favorite on the list. For some reason, I just don't like that version of 'Alice in Wonderland'; maybe I should give it a second chance.

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Tim Burton’s movie version became my benchmark; that film is the best thing I’ve ever seen—a work of art (and my favorite, by the way).

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The cat from 'Alice: Madness Returns' (I don't even understand myself sometimes) ranks about third or fourth—I go back and forth on that. I loved it whenever he appeared; the game's deep themes really captivated me.

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And now, I’m back in that phase with Chenya... that cat follows me everywhere, across every medium I get into, and I love it.

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Tags 🏷️ : Twisted Wonderland, Twisted Wonderland Au, Tw, Twst, Che'nya,Chenya, RSA, NRC, Night Raven College, Royal Sword Academy, Queendom of Roses, Artemiy Artemiyevich Pinker, Chēnya, Kitty , Cat Magic Boy, Don't give him catnip (I wonder if he'd get "high"?)