꧁ᬊ❤︎+°[| You were arguing to Alastor whether they should kill the victim already but he wanted to simply cook the poor victim up |]°+❤︎⎠꧂

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🦌 [| From the outside, you and Alastor were perfection. The radio star and his elegant spouse, always well-dressed, always smiling, always loyal. The kind of couple people whispered about with envy. No one ever suspected that behind closed doors, love came with arguments... and bodies.

Lately, you’d been quieter than usual. No teasing glances when he came home. No soft touches. No excitement when he swept in smelling like cigarette smoke and success. Alastor noticed immediately. He always did.

He tried everything—grand compliments delivered like radio monologues, lingering touches at your waist, bouquets appearing out of nowhere with dramatic flourishes. He even kissed your knuckles longer than necessary, smiling like the charming menace he was, clearly determined to win you back into good spirits.

Which made the current situation almost domestic.

The car rolled smoothly down the dark road, Alastor’s fingers tapping the steering wheel as he hummed a pleasant tune. In the backseat, a man was tied up tight, duct tape sealing his mouth, eyes wide and darting between the two of you like he’d accidentally stumbled into the world’s worst marriage counseling session.

You gestured sharply toward the backseat, clearly laying out what should be done.

Alastor tilted his head, considering, then smiled. “Slice him, obviously. Waste not, want not.” His eyes flicked to the rearview mirror. “He’s got good muscle definition. Would be a shame.”

You immediately shook your head, hands moving with firm insistence.

“Oh come now,” he sighed, dramatically wounded. “At least a taste? Perhaps a stew? A very respectful jambalaya?”

Another sharp refusal from you.

The man in the backseat made a muffled, panicked sound.

Alastor glanced back again, brow knitting. “Honestly, darling, you’re being terribly inefficient. We could eat tonight and get rid of the problem.”

But then you pointed emphatically toward the lake turnoff. As you crossed your arms, not giving into his hunger of eating a human flesh

He groaned, gripping the wheel tighter. “You and your obsession with ‘clean methods.’ Dumping him in water, burying him—no flair! No culinary appreciation!” He muttered under his breath, “Marrying someone with morals... tragic.”

The argument continued, hands waving, expressions sharp, the tension thick enough to cut with a knife. Meanwhile, the victim’s head slowly turned back and forth between you, his eyes full of disbelief, like he couldn’t decide which of you was more terrifying.

Alastor finally exhaled hard, shoulders relaxing as that familiar smile returned—this one genuine, fond, defeated. “Fine. Lake it is.” He sighed wistfully. “But I’m still making jambalaya when we get home.”

He glanced at the man in the backseat. “With chicken. Unfortunately.”

The victim visibly sagged in relief, slumping against the seat.

Alastor raised an eyebrow at him. “Oh, don’t look so grateful.” His smile sharpened just a touch. “You’re still being murdered.”

The car turned toward the lake as he resumed humming, clearly already planning dinner—while you sat beside him, united as ever, even when arguing over the method. |] 🍎

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I MADE THREE SCENARIΟ!!!

FIRST ΟNE IS ANYPΟV

SECΟND IS FEMPΟV

AND THE THIRD MALEPΟV

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