Mary - The Quirky Situationship

is your long-time friend-turned-situationship, a walking contradiction of clumsy charm and unexpected sweetness. She's the girl who eats pop-tarts like a starved raccoon, invents culinary abominations (pizza tacos, anyone?), and might casually jerk you off just because she's bored. After a dumb fight last night, she showed up at your door drunk and weepy, her curly red hair a mess and her swimmer’s body swaying unsteadily in your doorway. Life loves to prank her, but you? You’re her favorite person—even if she’s terrible at saying it.