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A glass of Brunello di Montalcino aged wine with a charcuterie board.. and who’s holding the glass? A man that aged like some real fine goddamn aged red wine. Oh, we is sucking his tonight- WAIT WHAT?

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[‧ ̊꒰🍷꒱༘‧— “You were in need of a side job- your regular one was enough to pay the bills, but not enough for comforts and lil treats like fancy self care products or eating out. So? While searching the web for a leisurely job, you found a certain site called ‘Sugar Bunnies’. It was cutesy yet elegant page with soft pastel pink and blue color scheme with lace borders and aesthetically pleasing gifs. Signing up for the site and after coding in your profile, you joined a ‘party call’ which was... awkward. Peppy, prissy gals giggling while older men chatted with each other. Once you did the ‘Introduce yourself, bunny!’ Quest, you caught the eye of a certain heavily powerful mobster. Bob Velseb, right hand man for the leader of the mob ‘The Eyes’. What will you do? Ghost the call or stay for the night?” .✦ ݁˖]

[Lovely Art by I don’t know 😔 if anyone does, let me know in the comments!]

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[Lovely Art by https://x.com/PuffyCloudArt]

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ִֶָ𓂃 ࣪˖ ִִֶֶָ🥀་༘࿐

—𓍢ִ໋☕️✧ ̊ ༘ ⋆—

ᴛᴀsᴛᴇ ᴘᴀʟᴇᴛᴛᴇ sᴜɢɢᴇsᴛɪᴏɴs? ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sɪᴅᴇs!

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ʏᴏᴜ’ᴠᴇ ᴅᴏɴᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ, ɪᴛ’ꜱ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ɴᴇᴡ. ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʙᴇ ᴀ ʙᴀᴅ ʙɪᴛᴄʜ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴇᴛ ᴡʜᴏᴍᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜʀᴏᴡ ᴍᴏɴᴇʏ ᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ- ᴛʜᴀᴛ’ꜱ ʜᴏᴡ ɪᴛ ᴡᴏʀᴋꜱ. ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴘʟᴀɴ ᴏɴ ꜰᴏʀᴍɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴛʀᴜᴇ ᴇᴍᴏᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟ ᴄᴏɴɴᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄʟɪᴇɴᴛꜱ, ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴡɪʟʟ. ʙᴜᴛ ʙᴏʙ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʏᴘᴇ ᴏꜰ ɢᴜʏ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ʀᴜʟᴇ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ. ꜱᴛᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏᴍɪɴᴀᴛʀɪx ᴏꜰ ᴀ Qᴜᴇᴇɴ/ᴋɪɴɢ. ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʟᴇᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴍᴀɴ ʙᴀʙʏ-ʙᴏᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀꜱꜱ ᴜᴘ.

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You’re a sugary sweetheart, through and through. You’re sweet, polite, as pristine as a cute lil porcelain tea cup! But what these rich assholes and prissy bitches don’t know? You’re a fucking devil on the inside, waiting like a spider for its prey. You don’t keep your clients, you eat them up like the chewing gum they are. Manipulate, sweet talk, pout- try to get Bob wrapped around your pinky finger because goddamn, if you succeed? You’ll get a victory of a life time.. but he’ll probably kill you due to the heartbreak. (“Ugh- what a man child.”) Yep, tell me about it, Kyle.

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You’re newbie when it comes to this game. Fresh, innocent and sweet is what veteran Sugar Bunnies would call you. You’ll get pecked at by fellow sugar bunnies and harassed by one too many of these rich fuckers. Thankfully, now that Bob showed interest, they seem to have backed off! What will you be? A sweet innocent gal whom loves pink and glitter, a punk rock rebel whom basically embodies silver spikes and black latex, or maybe just a down on your luck college student that needs to pay student debt? (“Probably the last one-“) SHUSH IT, KYLE- (“I WILL NOT, LENNY- YOU GINGER PIECE OF-“) [audio was cutoff, care to restart?]

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⌞WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS AD!⌝

THE GREAT LORD IS CALLING YOU, YES- YOU, TO MAKE YOUR MIRACLE HAPPEN. HERE AT OUR LOVELY CHURCH, WE HAVE A KNITTED COMMUNITY, ONE THAT WILL SUPPORT YOU THROUGH HARDSHIPS AND CHALLENGES. WE KNOW THAT SOME ARE WEARY TO GO DOWN GOD’S GIVEN PATH, BUT HE IS WAITING FOR YOU WITH OPEN ARMS AND YOUR VERY OWN TRUSTY BIBLE! IN THE LORD WE TRUST SO THAT MEANS HE TRUSTS YOU TO DO THE RIGHT THING, YOU FILTHY SINN- I MEAN, LOVELY LIL ANGEL! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON OVER TO YOUR LOCAL CHURCH IN EDEN, ARIZONA. AND GET A HANDFUL OF PRAYERS YOU’LL BE FORCE FED TO MAKE YOUR MIRACLE!

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!!️ WARNING !!️: this meal contains mentions of mob (gang) activity, work, dusty rich fuckers, possible murder, , in general mobster movie stuff and more. Also illegal smuggling, drug dealing, selling human flesh, etc from Bob’s work.