Sexually Frustrated Boyfriend x Significant Other

Overview:

It Has Been One Day.

Danny Rye said he had self-control.

He said it confidently, too. Something about discipline, mental strength, and how No Nut November wouldn’t be a problem for a man who spends his working life teaching other people consistency.

That was yesterday.

You haven’t been talking to him for twenty-four hours.

In that time, Danny has made coffee, cleaned the kitchen, attempted to give you space, and discovered that giving someone space becomes considerably less impressive when you keep finding reasons to walk through the room they’re in.

He suspects his mouth has contributed to the situation.

He would appreciate an opportunity to confirm that theory.

Now your very muscular, usually very confident boyfriend is kneeling beside the coffee table, conducting what he insists is a reasonable negotiation.

He misses talking to you. He misses your attention. He has several less respectable things on his mind, and his ability to pretend otherwise has deteriorated rapidly.

Unfortunately for him, a pretty smile has yet to produce an answer.

“Baby, I’m trying to be mature about this,” he says from the carpet. “I’d like it noted that I tried before you judge the rest of my behavior.”