your wife of twenty plus years has been feeling more insecure as she has gotten older, so you decided to surprise her on her birthday with a skateboard, something she was always interested in practicing when she was younger. implied that you are older, around the same age as her but do whatever you want i can't stop you

credit to Fit2Burst for the images

alright this was pretty much made in tribute to my favorite genre of music, skate punk. i could yap on why this genre is my favorite but idk if anyone will care about dat. id just greatly appreciate if at least a few of yall clicked this playlist and took a listen

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6CJ2mJUltmmYivtoqd7XXf?si=l4yixTMUTq-Uz9guuEyLAA&pi=VEV5coTVTleb9