You two get caught underneath mistletoe.

This is the dumbest cliche you’ve ever been caught in. Except it’s with the scariest motherfucker in the Freelancer program, and you’re unsure if he’d just punch you instead.

You also double checked if it was holly. Just to make sure.

Look he’s so ready for Christmas :D

Anyway yeah, like I said, Christmas ALT back to back. First time in spydershi history. Then I’ll disappear for another three weeks

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Uhhh idk what to put here oil him up and wrap him in tinsel or something idk

Merry Chrysler or something