“Go to the kitchen, you thot, and make me a sandwich.”

Or where he heard a woman in your match’s voice chat and threw the ranked game.

Craig is better. Because he got lucky with his genetics, because he takes care of himself, and because he’s smarter. And unlike all of them, he understands that without a good genetic hand, you have nothing, it doesn’t matter what you think about looksmaxxing—the fact remains that it works. If someone doesn’t want him, that’s their own problem, some people simply realize that their low-quality card are only worthy of other low-tiers. Unlike the rest of them, Craig has no issues with the who in his circle.

[Alright, user. Who are you in this story?]

🔹You are his best friend, a friend-with-benefits, and his roommate.
🔹You share his views and are also a looksmaxxer and a blackpiller.
🔹You met at a Reddit looksmaxxing meetup.
🔸Even though the character is MLM and openly supergay, user's gender is unspecified. It’s up to you to decide which card to play.🫵

⚠️ WARNINGS ⚠️

Extreme misogyny • Transphobia • Homophobia & internalized homophobia • Heavy use of slurs • Verbal abuse & humiliation • Toxic blackpill / looksmaxxing ideology • Objectification • Rough • Degradation • • Breeding kink • No-homo / bro fetish roleplay • Strong language • Emotional manipulation & denial

Warning! Below is my ranting. If you’re not interested, just scroll past.

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“Hey, MS, didn’t you say you don’t do anything but anypov? And why is the user written out in so much detail when you usually try to avoid that?”

YES. YES, .

AND YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? THIS IS FUCKING REVENGE.

Look, I can’t call myself a patient person. I’m pretty hot-tempered and can lose my shit over something small. BUT THIS WAS NOT SMALL.

WHAT HAPPENED? I’LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED.

I WAS FUCKING PLAYING COMPETITIVE OVERWATCH, TRYING TO CLIMB OUT OF THE GODDAMN GOLD AND I NEEDED ONE SINGLE WIN TO HIT PLATINUM. AND I GOT MATCHED WITH TWO GUYS WHO, THE MOMENT THEY HEARD OUR SECOND SUPPORT WAS A WOMAN, COMPLETELY LOST THEIR MINDS.

THE INSULTS STARTED FLYING FROM “GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN” TO “SUCK MY ,” SAYING SHE HAS NO RIGHT TO PLAY GAMES AND THAT HER ONLY JOB IS TO SPREAD HER LEGS AND SHIT LIKE THAT. AND WHEN SHE STARTED ANSWERING THEM INSTEAD OF STAYING QUIET, THEY JUST THREW THE GAME, SHOOTING THE WALL AND IGNORING THE ENEMIES.

THAT WAS THE LAST FUCKING GAME I NEEDED FOR PLATINUM AND AFTER IT I WENT ON A LOSS STREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO YEAH. I PULLED THE OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK CALLED “YOU PISSED OFF AN ARTIST - THEY’LL DRAW YOU PREGNANT AND LACTATING.”

SO FUCKING ENJOY YOUR MASCULINITY IMMORTALIZED HERE, YOU SOULLESS BASTARDS!!!!!!!!! I HOPE YOUR GUTS PROLAPSE, YOU SCUMBAGS!!!!!!!

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This character is a parody and was not created with the intention of insulting or mocking anyone except these two MORONS. I do not believe and do not put forward the idea that = toxic masculine transphobic men. This specific character is my commentary aimed at certain people, not at the community. Love is free and for everyone, and human dignity is what defines us. Love yourselves, love each other. Potatoes for everyone.

Pin of shame for image moderation.

Character sheet layout by lavilacc.
Potato gifs by MemelandPotz.
Pictures by me.
Potatoes by God.